yes u thought right, I am talking about BART, we are having a little love hate relationship that I felt I should blog about for my comeback 3 months later lolol
First I would like to say
YOUR WELCOME BART!
Now Bart is usually convenient and I'm usually pretty happy with Bart! but it seems as though over the past few months almost EVERYTHING about it has been annoying me
First: I can't for the life of me understand why every time I'm waiting for the Fremont train at Del Norte, Richmond trains are coming like every 2 to 5 minutes....WTF!! Aint nobody goin to frickin Richmond from Del Norte at 7 in the mornin.. why do they need so many trains going that way?? maybe Bart has their reasons but they haven't told me so it makes no FIZNUCKIN sense!! annnnnnnd on top of that the same thing happens when I'm waiting for the Richmond train, Fremont trains are comin like crazy!! FOR WHAT!! conspiracy...I THINK YES!!
Second: when I hear the automated voice say "The doors are now closing, please stand clear of the doors" I expect for the doors to start closing then, not 40-60 secs after that! We need to get movin, don't got time for yall to be lollygaggin on closin the damn doors!
Third: to all people who ride the Bart, when the train comes and the doors open, let the frickin people on the train out and get on the train, with the quickness, theres no reason to be goin extra sloooow for no frickin reason. When ur gettin off the train, get that lead out cha ass and move, most times i know its alot of us, so knowing how to walk right is a necessity, do we all not know the etiquette rules of walking....obviously not...thats ur Q to get to studyin, u know who u are.
Fourth: why in de hell does the Bart smell bad, mostly like pee, I mean come on now Bart maintenance people, dont yall clean the trains, are u so so serious!
Fifth: was it really necessary to have all these tunnels where i don't get any service, I NEED MY SERVICE SO I CAN TEXT!!
Sixth: is it just me or has anyone else ever wondered whose voice that is over those recordings at the station, "6 car train for Fremont, now approaching Platform 2" they sound weird =/
and some train conductors as i shall call them have some annoyin ass voices tellin us what station we're comin to and constantly remindin me what train I'm on, cause it cant be for the people entering the train cause aint nobody even got on yet and you tellin them, thats why this one girl got on the wrong train, she wanted Fremont and was goin to Richmond cause the conductor said "this is a Richmond train tooo early!! I helped her out though =D
Seventh: please no eating or drinking on the Bart trains or in the stations.....excuse me? I'm really gonna be fined if i do that though....come on now Bart, do i even have to say more, no but i will
how tha hell are u gonna fine me, ur gonna look through a camera see me eatin and have someone stop me when i get off, most likely not u onna take my picture run it through sum program and find where i live and send me a bill, most likely not, so why the hell are yall threatenin to fine people for eatin on Bart, really now =|
and why yall gone have vendors outside the Bart temptin people to buy before they enter Bart, its a frickin set up i tell you
Now that I got that off my chest....Bart I still ♥ you, u still ma home skillet, right hand man, we friends again, I still get the best sleep on Bart, and I now know where to get on the train so that when i get off I'm right next to the steps ooooooh yea!
First I would like to say
YOUR WELCOME BART!
Now Bart is usually convenient and I'm usually pretty happy with Bart! but it seems as though over the past few months almost EVERYTHING about it has been annoying me
First: I can't for the life of me understand why every time I'm waiting for the Fremont train at Del Norte, Richmond trains are coming like every 2 to 5 minutes....WTF!! Aint nobody goin to frickin Richmond from Del Norte at 7 in the mornin.. why do they need so many trains going that way?? maybe Bart has their reasons but they haven't told me so it makes no FIZNUCKIN sense!! annnnnnnd on top of that the same thing happens when I'm waiting for the Richmond train, Fremont trains are comin like crazy!! FOR WHAT!! conspiracy...I THINK YES!!
Second: when I hear the automated voice say "The doors are now closing, please stand clear of the doors" I expect for the doors to start closing then, not 40-60 secs after that! We need to get movin, don't got time for yall to be lollygaggin on closin the damn doors!
Third: to all people who ride the Bart, when the train comes and the doors open, let the frickin people on the train out and get on the train, with the quickness, theres no reason to be goin extra sloooow for no frickin reason. When ur gettin off the train, get that lead out cha ass and move, most times i know its alot of us, so knowing how to walk right is a necessity, do we all not know the etiquette rules of walking....obviously not...thats ur Q to get to studyin, u know who u are.
Fourth: why in de hell does the Bart smell bad, mostly like pee, I mean come on now Bart maintenance people, dont yall clean the trains, are u so so serious!
Fifth: was it really necessary to have all these tunnels where i don't get any service, I NEED MY SERVICE SO I CAN TEXT!!
Sixth: is it just me or has anyone else ever wondered whose voice that is over those recordings at the station, "6 car train for Fremont, now approaching Platform 2" they sound weird =/
and some train conductors as i shall call them have some annoyin ass voices tellin us what station we're comin to and constantly remindin me what train I'm on, cause it cant be for the people entering the train cause aint nobody even got on yet and you tellin them, thats why this one girl got on the wrong train, she wanted Fremont and was goin to Richmond cause the conductor said "this is a Richmond train tooo early!! I helped her out though =D
Seventh: please no eating or drinking on the Bart trains or in the stations.....excuse me? I'm really gonna be fined if i do that though....come on now Bart, do i even have to say more, no but i will
how tha hell are u gonna fine me, ur gonna look through a camera see me eatin and have someone stop me when i get off, most likely not u onna take my picture run it through sum program and find where i live and send me a bill, most likely not, so why the hell are yall threatenin to fine people for eatin on Bart, really now =|
and why yall gone have vendors outside the Bart temptin people to buy before they enter Bart, its a frickin set up i tell you
Now that I got that off my chest....Bart I still ♥ you, u still ma home skillet, right hand man, we friends again, I still get the best sleep on Bart, and I now know where to get on the train so that when i get off I'm right next to the steps ooooooh yea!
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